Please, Don't Experiment With the Food T-Shirt, Sweatshirt & Hoodie

Please, Don't Experiment With the Food T-Shirt, Sweatshirt & Hoodie

T-Shirt / S
$30.00 USD
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Please, Don't Experiment With the Food T-Shirt, Sweatshirt & Hoodie

Please, Don't Experiment With the Food T-Shirt, Sweatshirt & Hoodie

$30.00 USD
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Please, don't experiment with the food.
*This ain't the time nor the place.

For every cookout, potluck, Friendsgiving and family holiday dinner where somebody is thinking about "trying something new" with the mac and cheese. Say it once, say it with your shirt.

Hand-lettered cream print with an orange asterisk on rich brown. Sizes S to 3XL. A MESS GOODS Classic MESSage.

Style & Fit

T-Shirt

  • Heavyweight brown t-shirt
  • Boxy, oversized unisex fit
  • Wide rib collar
  • Rolled-forward drop shoulder

Crewneck Sweatshirt

  • Cozy brown fleece crewneck
  • Classic unisex fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Quarter-turned body for a smooth, twist-free fit
  • 1x1 rib with spandex at the collar, cuffs and hem so it keeps its shape

Hoodie

  • Brown pullover hoodie
  • Classic unisex fit
  • Drawstring hood
  • Front pouch pocket
  • Ribbed cuffs and hem

Size up in any style for a roomier, oversized look.

Size guide
Sizes are unisex and run one size larger than women's sizing.

Women's size Unisex size
M S
L M
XL L
2XL XL
3XL 2XL
4XL 3XL

Fabric

T-Shirt

  • 7.0 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Hammer Maxweight collection: heavyweight style that's built to last
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Side seams
  • Recycled tear-away label

Crewneck Sweatshirt

  • 8 oz, 50% U.S. cotton / 50% polyester preshrunk fleece knit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Recycled tear-away label

Makes a funny gift for the family cook, the potluck purist or anyone who has had to eat raisins in the potato salad.

Care & Maintenance

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

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